Rejection a una Rejection Letter

Alguna vez he hablado de la importancia del trato a los candidatos, sobretodo en el momento de descartarles en un proceso de selección.

Hoy he visto esta (supuesta) carta que mandó un candidato descartado a la empresa que le había descartado:

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Chris L. Jensen

Y como curiosidad esta (supuesta) Rejection Letter de la BBC que he encontrado en (una broma del portal